The little horse

In the fine and green village of Gwee
Lived the worlds smallest ever pony
His high-pitched wee 'Neigh!'
Could be heard every day
As he galloped along by the sea

The children would all come to stare
They would ride him and pull on his hair
Thought he, "They're too fat!
And that tall one's a brat!
I think this is very unfair!"

One day he developed a cough
And his little "neigh!" came out as "nough!"
He lay down on the sand
The kids pushed him to stand
Though the look in his eyes said "Feck off!"

So he back-kicked a brat in the head
It was alright, the kid wasn't dead
Still, the vet put him down
and he thought with frown
"It's my victim mentality that got the better of me."